not quite there yet…

 happy birthday spence! i know now i will have to put up with you the whole day!!! hope you have a great one, and never mind about not going away, there are plenty of people to be met yet on board of london’s train!

xxx

Patrícia Durão

 It may be that she has fallen in love with a glow-worm and wants to ‘convert’ to the specie, or maybe her nose was cold and she thought this would be a great solution but, the bottom line is - either case there must be a lot of whisky and coke involved in the situation!!!

I think this is probably one of the funniest pics I have ever seen! Thanks Su!!!

Patrícia Durão

Why is it that when it comes to men and women there is always an issue with money?

You blokes don’t really take into account spending 100 quid in a night if you are out boozing with your friends but… if your wife, girlfriend, date, mother or sister (in some really serious cases of disturbance even your grandmother!!!) want to spend that same amount in a piece of clothing or make up or even a ticket to the theatre then it’s a different story.

I thought I had just been unfortunate to meet certain guys that are pretty tight with their money… But it seems to me that after a couple of pints the problem no longer exists and suddenly, it’s fine to buy a round for 20 people, even if this includes people you don’t know, it is great to try those cocktails and shooters that in the beginning of the evening you have dismissed from the menu because you started browsing it from the price perspective and going to a night club where you have to pay a cover charge plus some meaningless couple of pounds for the cloakroom and where the drinks are ‘understandably’ more expensive (not to mention the cab to get back home) is the best idea you have ever had and suddenly you feel like the most carefree person in the world.

So I say: Guys let us buy our make up and jewellery and clothes and we will get off your back! If you see it from a hangover perspective, when you go out on a Friday night with your friends and have a huge hangover on Saturday surely there is nothing worse than having your partner pinching you to get up from the couch. If there is an understanding between both parties where hangover means shopping for the better half, then everyone is happy, no?

Life could just be so simple… and let’s stop this Mars and Venus crap!

Patrícia Durão

which is probably everyone’s most clear and remote memory. I have this clear vision of all the children crying besides me and the boy that is up to today my best friend. My thought was: “Are those ladies that look like penguins evil?” Yes, it was a school ran by nuns…

i would really love to know what actually happened… Eddie (who is obviously the culprit) didn’t say much… maybe we can make our own interpretations?

Comments please!!!!